ryan shazier and family

(Photo courtesy of Pittsburgh Steelers).

A woman may think that if she marries a man (Ryan Shazier, for example), has a kid with him, and nurses him back to health after he is temporarily paralyzed from a hit on the football field, he might stick around. For a period of time, his wife, Michelle, may have thought he wouldn’t actually be able to walk out of her life, but boy was she wrong.

Ryan Shazier Tries To Keep Things Lowkey

When your business is practically plastered in Times Square because your wife is a scorned woman, it’s hard to keep things lowkey.

FYI Ryan, there is nothing you can say that will make you look like anything but a shameless tramp. Sans, maybe your wife is sleeping with your entire crew and every one of your former teammates. Even then, you still look like you have questionable morals. Kind of.

I was rooting for you, Ryan (Photo courtesy of ABC News). I dropped a tear like most people in this beautiful moment. And this is how you repay us.

Trying to justify your ish by telling the American people that you haven’t been living with your wife is smarmy. Don’t try to make this okay or attempt to minimize your transgressions. 

You don’t get privacy or prayers, sir. Speak your truth, Michelle.

Ryan Shazier Did His Wife Dirty

Michelle Shazier dropped some hot goss today when she leaked text messages of her husband chatting with another lady, showing evidence that he hasn’t been faithful.

The look we’re all giving Ryan (Photo courtesy of People.com).

BTW, this has nothing to do with the other lady. This is all on Ryan and his grown man decisions.

Things started out casual (but still inappropriate) and escalated. This man literally sent his new boo an Amazon link to some how-to books on some dirty things. That’s almost clinical in its formality. For the actual book list, look here. Frankly, it makes him look like more of an entitled jerk when he’s wanting this girl to do it all for him, and he’s a sleazy married man with kids.

My final thought on this? I’ve already seen this script because Tyler Perry had a whole movie in it. Take note, Ryan Shazier, because things didn’t go well for the guy. I would not want to be you. A cautionary tale in the making, folks.

(Keith Srakocic/AP)

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