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Astrology can probably make the proper predictions for who will win both championships and the Super Bowl; however, the resident astrologer may not be able to perceive them correctly due to being a rookie. We will do our best to use the stars to determine who will win what based on the zodiac signs for each starting QB and head coach. The zodiac signs for all 32 starting QBs in the NFL in the 2024-2025 season can be found here.
Philadelphia Eagles Vs Washington Commanders
Jalen Hurts (Leo) will be competing against Jayden Daniels (Sagittarius) for the NFC Championship Sunday at 3 PM EST. Their head coaches, Nick Sirianni (Gemini) and Dan Quinn (Virgo), will support them through the game. Who is destined to lose?
Quarterbacks
Interestingly, these signs are two highly compatible fire signs. Don’t be surprised if these men battle it out and then laugh over a beer in a few months watching Spring League football. There won’t be much love lost on the field, though, with both fiery QBs fighting for their win and attention.
Jayden Daniels will be able to bury his desire for attention and admiration easier than Jalen Hurts will. If Hurts is on top, he may be able to stay there due to momentum and his ego being fed. However, if Daniels can bring Hurts down energetically by taking the lead, his competitive nature, desire to improve, and fierce competitive nature will keep him motivated through the game despite the highs and lows.
Head Coaches
Sirianni may shout at the fans and have a few mood swings, but his quick thinking and wit can help Hurts strategize correctly. Assuming that Sirianni has made Jaylen Hurts feel heard and appreciated lately, their communication will flow easily. However, Leos and Geminis aren’t a match made in heaven, so there’s room for conflict in this dynamic.
Much like the Philadelphia Eagles, Dan Quinn and Jayden Daniels couldn’t be any different in the astrology world. These two gentlemen likely think completely differently and approach the game of football in completely different ways. They have to keep their communication solid and find a compromise, or their differences will be a barrier for the team to win.
Are two Gemini personalities better than one Virgo in the head coaching position? Only time will tell. The two signs are so different that they will benefit their teams in different ways. Mahomes and Allen are another Virgo-Gemini pairing, so we will get more into that dynamic below.
Ultimately, the stars are in Jayden Daniel’s favor. Jaylen Hurts’ ego (and knee) might not make it through this game in one piece. Daniel’s eyes remaining on the prize, with a spirit that won’t quit, can rally the endurance and skill needed to beat his opponent.
Buffalo Bills Vs Kansas City Chiefs
Josh Allen (Gemini) and Patrick Mahomes (Virgo) will face off for the AFC at 6 PM EST on Sunday. Accompanying them are head coaches Sean McDermott (Aries) and Andy Reid (Pisces). Who will take the win?
Quarterbacks
Thank god this isn’t a debate, because Josh Allen would be making bad jokes and trying to change the topic every four seconds to avoid the tension of the competition. Patrick Mahomes would hone in on Allen’s flighty comments, deconstructing his arguments with excruciating detail. Mahomes would look overly serious and like a nag, and Allen would look flighty and shallow. These two signs will find it difficult to deal with each other—always a positive for competition.
Thankfully, we are on a football field. Allen’s allergicness to the status quo as a Gemini will keep the Kansas City Chiefs on their toes. He is quick-thinking and will always be quick to make a new suggestion if the initial plan doesn’t work. When Mahomes is a high-functioning Virgo, he is unshakable and calm to his core, leading his team with an agitating perfection and helpful attention to detail and precision in his passes.
Generally being calm, cool, collected, and calculated tends to win out over someone who is a bit of a whirlwind—adaptable, but not always as focused or as logical as we would prefer. By signs alone, Mahomes would win.
Head Coaches
McDermott and Reid would likely find working together difficult. Good thing they are directly against each other. McDermott’s inherited athleticism and love for the game, along with his competitive nature, will make him a formidable foe, while Reid will lead his team with sensitivity and quiet leadership. His lack of appreciation for confrontation comes in handy when he’s dealing with players like Travis Kelce.
Reid is taking this win with his intuitive feel for the game and deep relationship with each of his players, bringing out the talent in each of his players with ease.
Virgos and Pisces get along like oil and water, generally. However, Reid is highly evolved and is not sensitive and moody enough to upset the ever-practical Patrick Mahomes. Instead, he will appreciate Mahomes for who he is and allow him to take the lead in many instances. Mahomes’ pressure on himself is likely more intense than Reid’s or anyone else’s on the team. When Mahomes needs to re-center and receive guidance, Reid will know just how to do it.
Just like every other pairing in this astrology analysis, Allen’s Gemini nature and McDermott’s Aries energy clash. McDermott likely often rubs Allen the wrong way with his overly direct communication and impulsive choices. Allen may make his choices quickly, but McDermott will choose his even quicker, likely leading to irritation between the two. Even if McDermott and Allen are on the same page, they won’t know it because Allen will be indirect and passive-aggressive, and McDermott will likely hurt his feelings by being overly direct.
We definitely think Mahomes and Reid have the astrology advantage.
Super Bowl Predictions Based on Astrology
The Commanders and Chiefs would be facing off for the Super Bowl according to astrology.
Gut instinct-wise, Jayden Daniels Sag traits seem to lend more to winning. He is goal-oriented, always strives to be better, and is naturally competitive. Setting and meeting your goals is positive, and so is seeking to be a better person.
Mahomes’ Virgo traits that we’ve witnessed have a minorly negative hue. He struggles to lose and is clearly a perfectionist who is hard on himself. He’s extremely focused, detail-oriented, and calm in all scenarios. Those are good things. But he also appears to be critical, especially when it comes to himself. That is not a positive. Positivity and self-love will always take you further.
However, common sense suggests that Mahomes’ experience and his strong relationship with Reid give him the advantage (along with the refs). That feels like that would give the Kansas City Chiefs an advantage.
In Conclusion
According to a rookie interpretation of astrology, the Washington Commanders will beat the Philadelphia Eagles and head to the Super Bowl. The Kansas City Chiefs will beat the Buffalo Bills. Will gut instinct or common sense win out? Who do you think will win? Sound off below!
